You forgot to mention any sort of genital grabbing being allowed, oh wait sorry only the orangutan in the oval office can get away with that excuse.

You know they will just Weekend At Bernie’s him if anything happened to him.

Nah, he would blame the fast food companies.

Well we know darker shades don’t count to him.

The only thing you see online about her is gun nuts making fun of her for not knowing the minutia about guns during the assault weapons ban hearings.

So the republican bar that he has to cross before they do anything is gassing people, good to know.

No masturbating bear?

Same, I stayed up late watching the stupid stuff and laughing my ass off.

They will ignore Florence because climate change isn’t real so the hurricane can’t be real either.

I used to have a subscription for it and loved their breakfast blend. Good way to kick start the day.

New Alex Jones conspiracy - DEMOCRATS KILL 3K IN PR TO UP DEATH TOLL! HILLARY’S EMAILS ARE THE PROOF!

I’d try it if it was a better quality of meat than grade D.

Taco Bell, the mexican food designed by stoned frat boys. Only a guy stoned out of his mind would come up with wrapping a flour tortilla around a corn one or using Doritos for the taco shell. 

He’s prolly feeling himself up.

Jesus Christ he is dense. The idiot has no clue how to act in public without looking like an utter fool.

Brain fart, remember everything that comes out of that asshole is shit.

Always been partial to Bulbasaur as a started but I would choose Eevee in a heartbeat if it was available.

Better not move in next to a cop or they might kill you for living in the right apartment.

That explains all the dead people that vote for them.