I have a remote control version of Brum. The eyes turn back and forth periodically, and it makes great little kid car noises too.

You mentioned at least two bro-types that you didn't define (the Red State Bro and the Cowbro). I was actually looking forward to seeing those defined, because, while I live in Texas, the Dallas Bro does not describe all of the bros in Texas, but both the Red State Bro and the Cowbro would probably share some…