that’s not racist at all

cuckoo! cuckoo! cuckoo!

monorail. monorail. monorail. monorail.

Yeah all this holier-than-thou “He ate a bug? What a pitiful, shameful man” business is quite droll. First of all, it was a gourmet cricket dipped in honey. Second of all, there is nothing wrong with eating bugs. It’s protein, and bugs are eaten fairly commonly in other countries. The fact that he actually ate a bug,…

is it worth buying a ticket at a movie theater with assigned seating? I watched Civil War in one of those and I ended up sitting next to a 13 year old girl. It pretty much ruined the movie for me, but it’s the closest theater to me and I’m not driving to another city to watch a movie.

I think she’s saying thank you America, for voting for my father. That’s what she was saying. Because you know, that’s what a SANE FUCKING HUMAN BEING would assume she meant by this.

No shit huh? Humans need water.

damn you people have really... creative imaginations

cry more.

they voted for Hillary. what else do you want? Virginia voted for Hillary. I better not hear any shit about Trump winning, then blaming it on VA because we voted Hillary.

but she was anonymous, how did they target her? hmm questions questions. let’s look the other way and pretend all this never happened. Never trump. literally hitler.

what is kylie jenner supposed to be? some sort of sexy nascar driver?