Are you intentionally missing the point, or are you so entrenched in your terrible take you can’t see how bad your points are.

For all the gratuitous griping, there were also a lot of carefully considered analyses as to why this season often didn’t work from a narrative perspective. Some of them offered terrific insights into the mechanics of storytelling.

It’s fitting a seven-second offense beat a Spur for the record.

The New York Club’s website doesn’t feature any Playboy Bunnies on its front page, instead billing itself as a supper club and highlighting the high-end food.

Not the first time a Greek has screamed this after an ill-fated shot.

If they’re looking for a happy ending in Madrid, surely they know they can just look in front of the McDonalds on Calle Gran Via after 8 p.m.

someone please fucking kill me

k.

When part of a diphthong, ‘W’ serves as a vowel, in which case you have to buy them.

What’s really killing me is all these women complaining that the inability to tilt your head up is a deal breaker.

I’ll just go around being perfect breast height for tall women and only ‘dating’ them when their friends aren’t around. Guys are so superficial.

I’m 5'7". I love tall chicks.. Unfortunately, you guys are very superficial.

OMG, totes, Becky!

What’s up with all the comments saying it’s annoying/rude/selfish for a short woman to be with such a tall because there are tall women who are entitled to him? Gross.

He looks like what I think Ron Howard looks like. 

NFL on QBs: “Tackles must break the laws of physics or you will be penalized.”

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

“Also, 200 people isn’t a massive number. And... it’s only 200 of the most extreme. It doesn’t get to the biggest problem in this country”

... empathy from the people that we least deserved it from ...