I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

If that picture says “steroids!” to you, I really worry about your perception of the muscle mass a normal body should have.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

no longer devouring eight slices of pizza in one meal

Always body fat percentage truthers.

The before picture looks like, “NBA 2K12 on the PS3", and the after is like “NBA 2K18 on the PS4 Pro”.

Good for him and that’s a huge transformation, but I wouldn’t call his after photo “jacked as hell.”

That before/after photo looks like the results of a classic instagram workout. Half an hour on weights; half an hour on oil, mist and lighting.

Doesn’t the fact that no one in Chicago eats deep dish more than like, 3 times a year mean that everyone else has a point about how it sucks?

just because you like eating tomato and cheese tart and the rest of us like eating actual pizza doesn’t mean you’re better than us

I think the penalty for complaining about having only part of your submission republished should be having the entire submission deleted.

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

I will never not take the chance to post the best watermelon video ever.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

I can't think a better expression of an anti-dope policy than suspending Ryan Lochte.

I doubt Kobe had anything to do with it. He hasn’t been anywhere near the paint in years. 

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