“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

I would tell Papa John to go eat shit, but he’s been making it his entire life.

My favorite moment is Papa John. Just all of it and everything he does. From his rage quitting of the Louisville Athletic Board, insisting that they fix the athletics and then the actual university, to his getting owned by DiGornio on twitter, concluding with his stepping down as CEO of goddamn Papa John’s over NFL…

Haisley’s a Patriots fan? On top of everything else? Man, fuck that guy.

The allez to Chandler’s úp was an inbounds pass. You can’t score from out of bounds; the ball has to touch someone else. If that “pass” started anywhere inbounds, it’s offensive goaltending on Chandler.

Kevin Durant is now a douche asshole and Lebron is getting screwed over by the refs.

“Durant has said that his play in the final minute ‘felt clean’.”

Once Belichick and Ernie Adams have him in a room, they will assume their true alien form and drain every piece of information out of Harrison’s brain that isn’t “just one more rep”

Belichick: Okay, what’s this formation?

I would have said Twin Peaks.

How is Nathan For You not on this list? It was probably the best season of this incredible show.

Season 3 of “Rick And Morty” was the best thing I watched this year, and I’m not going to let the show’s douchebag fans ruin that for me.

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

If he waits till next year’s draft, he’s just gonna get drafted by the browns next year.

I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

There is literally zero chance he does anything other than sign with the Pats, rest until the afc championship game and proceed to go batshit and sack Ben six times

But isn’t this a bit of the Phil Jackson argument? Sure he won a lot, but he did most of that winning with a team that had 3 HoF players (and 4 All-Star players total) and 2 HoF players (and 3 All-Star players, multiple 6th man of the year, and one of the greatest spot up shooters ever, in total). And unlike Jackson,…

Chris, I love your writing and think you are incredibly insightful, but Doc is not a “proven” head coach unless you mean, “proven to be incredibly overrated and is lucky to have won a championship once.”

I’m watching Shinsekai Yori just now, I’m at episode 16. I think I won’t be able to like it at all: the weird pacing, the fact that the animation quality can range frequently from awesome to I-can-totally-draw-that-face in the same episode, the flat characters, etc...

I’ll finish this series, as it’s not THAT bad, but…