If I tried to start a fight every time I was “disrespected,” I’d have lost about 1,000 fights to my mom by now.

You can’t go around slamming cliques - they’re sensitive. Be gentle.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

They give people iv vitamin infusions. So by definition, they overcharge for everything

wait i’m not sure i get it

Not nearly hobbity enough to pass for Kim K.

I can only think of one single thing when I look at this picture:

I think a pissed off girlfriend knowing / guessing his twitter password doesn’t quite qualify as “hacking.”

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

I bet he flopped right on top of her.

I got owned and I sincerely regret the mistake. I’ll work to be better in the future.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/donald-trump-politifact-truth-lies-217048

Presidential Vacation Days:
President - Avg / Year
Obama - 27
Bush (W) - 128
Clinton - 22
Bush (H) - 55
Reagen - 44
Carter - 20
Johnson - 88
Eisenhower - 57

“Can we just admit at this point that no matter which way your political leanings go Obama has been an abject failure for your agenda”

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

I hope that the people in charge at the EPA and congress will take a trip to China so that they can see what happens when you don’t create and enforce environmental regulations.

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

...Democrats can claim they are more concerned about the environment than the Republicans...