I just want boogie to be happy, and to succeed on the Celtics

From the sound of it, so did Kluwe.

For the record, I think the site’s collective attitude towards the Warriors is actually pretty gregious.

look at me, talking to an ex-nfl player about his jizz, like a big shot. Christmas really can come twice!

KlüGü™

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

The shot clock in the Lebron dunk is at 13

Don’t you think the face wipe to the devil is kinda harsh? I know he’s probably done some stuff you may not agree with, and in 2016, with this vicious internet culture we all have to navigate through — a culture where every word, typed or spoken, every picture, video or snapshot — is under such intense scrutiny that…

Only his dignity and credibility.

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

Henrikh Mkhitaryan Was Offside But Who Cares Because The Goal Was Dope

“The lesson here is that it’s not always a good idea to do whatever the crazy old guy at the office tells you to do.”

Fist quarter? Man, mistakes like that are a real punch in the [girlfriend’s] gut.

Nice of Andy Reid to make it back in time after spending the night delivering all those presents.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

I mean we only hear about the tech they want us to hear about

Are you familiar with literally any details of the last 70 years of Chinese history

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.