If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

It always humors me that the boomers bitch so much about Millennials and whatever they’re calling the generation behind the millennials.

Yeah that was great.

I only got the headline of that orange juice article because paygates, but I imagine it goes something like “orange juice industry is falling, millenials don’t drink enough, how can we make them drink more”, right?

Anyone else love Collinsworth’s pro-NFL version of why PI wasn’t called on 4th and 6 on Sheppard? “It’s basically the same as a Hail Mary, can’t call it there.” Except it wasn’t a Hail Mary, it was a mid range pass attempt where there was both defensive holding and pass interference, which both went uncalled.

Don’t laugh. This was better than any song Latvia has entered into the Eurovision Song Contest.

The Baba YaYas

They’re the evolutionary Supremes.

SBNation’s SEO-bait headline was even more golden

“Is it okay if we practice some defense now, Dad?”

10 jab steps to waste the entire shot clock and a step back 22 footer. Melo must be so proud.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

“If we have them, why cant’ we use them?” Trump asked this multiple times, and now he’s in charge of them. Good fucking job deplorables.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Drew, I am onboard the with the bread and butter restaurant idea. In fact, I would expand that to Mexican as well. Because it seems every time I go out for Mexican, i’m halfway full on chips, Queso and tortillas. Those should just be the meal.

I’ve been hearing about these numbers. Have you seen them? Slate used to win, they don’t win anymore. Lyin’ Slate.

“Someone needs to push back against Boogie’s talk.”

I think bad Mario things are just called Wario things.

My goodness, did the guy he savagely attacked at least get the Bronze for Figure Skating?

The worst part is that I am a huge Giannis fan—and got League Pass for the purpose of watching him—but this incoherent rambling collection of metaphors and unnecessary Boston digressions risks undeserved backlash against a 6'11" pogo stick who loves smoothies.