Twenty One Pilots are the new Imagine Dragons.

I thought it was a perfect encapsulation of their careers, actually. Kobe jacking up 50 shots for a lottery team while LA treated him as though he won the NBA Finals was vintage Kobe.

I’ll always remember that time he ran a conservative play with excellent fundamentals that resulted in a legal two point basket. Ah, good times.

“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Interested to see how the hype machine dills with his loss.

The kid is still young. He’s near mint condition.

These guys needed somebody stealing from them to go bankrupt? What a bunch of losers!

Ricky et al should have seen right through this. A real Harvard grad would say they “went to school near Boston.”

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

Dennis Rodman is said to be a victim. Clearly, he attempted to recover what he could from her, in the form of dresses, furs, jewelry and makeup.

You wake up on a park bench in Buffalo.

Oh sure... But when I take off my pants in the stadium I end up in detox, nearly every time.

They do. But who the fuck is going to give anything up for him? No team needs a big bad enough to give up anything good, and Okafor is increasingly looking like a backup. His defense is atrocious, and even if he progresses it will still be bad. As it is, there are better bigs already on the trade block (Greg Monroe,…

Not to go all Hornets Truther on you, but Cody Zeller is having a career year in Charlotte.

Brown not calling Noel’s name is just another attack in the continuing War on Christmas.

Because apparently white people are not allowed to ask POC questions about racial issues. They are supposed to magically glean a nuanced, deep, and 100% perfect understanding of the issues via Google because having a productive and earnest conversation with a real human is expecting too much.

How did a copy/pasted email exchange between 2 other people involve any bias on the part of Rich?

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

I’m having difficulty understanding Margaret Cho’s perspective here. It sounds like Tilda was up front about the issues, expressed her desire to do something about it and sought advice from someone who is in a good position to provide it. And Cho’s responses were thoughtful and measured as well. Not sure what got lost…