I guess that covers a lot of suckers people.

Wait.

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

But I thought emails

Maybe you just misunderstood and by draining the swamp he meant all of America was the swamp and he need intended to drain it of its wealth.

Again, I never took that to be a metaphor. I just think he’s going to pave over the wetlands.

Why use google maps for free when you can pay someone else to let you use their version of google maps?

Sam stood out from the start. “Born on third base,” as he says, not because his family had money but because he considers intellect, not class, to be the new driver in society.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

I bet a couple guys were talking about what an idiot JR is, and Terry got the idea, and was like “guys, guys, guys.......you want to see what an idiot he is?....watch this shit!”

This is what happens when you spend time playing for the Knicks. You never think you’re really in the game.

So wait, did Terry call him over to say “hi?” At the end a teammate runs down to congratulate him so maybe this was their “hidden ball” trick? Either way, yeah, JR Smith, you should hide your face.

Ladies and gentlemen, J.R. Smith

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

*Only the best shoe leather.

Imagine how many games Shawn Kemp would have missed if he attended all the births of his kids.

Felger is the worst, but his show is definitely one of the most popular shows in Bosto, if that tells you anything about the fans...

[Cums]

I laughed, I cried, I renounced my citizenship.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)