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My wife makes outstanding chili. Like I’ll push my kids over to get the last bowl good (OK, I’ll admit, there’s a lot of food that I’d push my kids over to get at). Last year I came home from work and saw a half eaten bowl of cold chili on the kitchen table and thought “Jackpot!”. The top tasted weird and acidy but

Barring Céspedes going all Jason Heyward on everyone, this looks to be a legitimately good move by the Mets.

Let’s table the racism. It’s a huge part of why he won, but let’s move onb for a moment.

Nah, he rec’d his own comment. Even his mom thought it sucked.

Wouldn’t a butt division be more accurately referred to as a crack?

But he’s making money off his faith, not his talent.

A butt division?

Agreed. He’s not even as Mark Sanchez was to Brett Favre.

No, Bill wanted Tebow to act like one of the guys by playing football competently.

“Cousins Support Wall”

Wish? Pffftt! My brother actually executed professional ruin on the john wall after Taco Tuesday.

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

A bit convoluted but I was with you the whole way. +1

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

...he imagined himself as the Aaron Rodgers to Tom Brady’s Brett Favre, and that he and Bill Belichick would go win a handful of Super Bowls.

“I respect you and I want to fit in. I want to be one of the guys. Should I do it?”

“Belichick made it clear to Tebow that he wanted him to act like “one of the guys.”

He should be banned from the sidelines. Put some goggles and a helmet on that motherfucker and line him up at tailback.

This is the most boring beef I’ve seen since I ordered a “brisket” from a restaurant in Branson, Missouri.

Was it hard to get this quote? Did anybody have to twist his leg?