It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...

This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.

Speaking of bullshit artisanal food, these frauds:

If you’re fucking Woody Allen at the end of a Woody Allen movie, bad things are in store for you.

Went to a hot DC spot for my father-in-law’s birthday a couple weeks ago. They had a $30 plate of fried chicken that the waiter talked up and described the preparation in detail, and I wasn’t paying, so I went for it. It was just alright. Fried chicken is almost always delicious, so “just alright” fried chicken is…

“I have had multiple instances in life where I’ve gone to some restaurant and ordered the fried chicken and eaten it and been like, “Well shit, I could have just gone to Popeyes instead.”

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

I feel like I have met a thousand of her wannabe clones in Orange County, CA with those dead, church bitch eyes.

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

People who supported Trump based on jobs don’t understand how the world economy works. They must think he can single-handedly reverse globalization and return jobs to the US from China, Mexico, etc.

“I’m not a racist. I’m just okay with all the racist shit he said, because he promised to bring back the factory jobs that are never coming back. And if he has to slash my benefits, give tax breaks to the wealthy, destroy our reputation abroad, and promote the further destruction of the environment, so be it.”

i don’t disagree that the candidates werent ideal, but I really hated this line of thought throughout the campaign. All it did was create a conversational “out” for moderate minded people to pull the lever for the the racist demagogue orange one.

This. I don’t understand why people always think there are two sides to every single topic.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

It does indeed. Will it teach you musical theory? Very much no.
But it does teach you crucial techniques (along with video tutorials), give you practise tracks, even a jam session mode in which you can learn to apply your skills.
It’ll never beat having a one on one tutor but as someone using this software on a daily…

It does indeed. Will it teach you musical theory? Very much no.
But it does teach you crucial techniques (along with…

CNN tries to turn themselves into a gormless ‘embrace debate’ cesspool where racist nutbaggery gets equal time with thoughtful, bland centrism and THIS is the thanks they get? There are unicellular organisms in the methane pools of Titan that have more political knowledge than Wolf Blitzer!

Doug should realize everyone would be expecting a slant from Bevell.

Racist.

He is DEFINITELY the worst Baldwin brother.