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Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

People keep saying this, but I don’t get it. Unless William/MIB was the only person who ever saw the host who welcomed him to the park, it really doesn’t confirm anything. Anyone she greeted, or interacted with in any other capacity, has the same ability to recall her.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

I hope you get my message in a Bortles.

It is in no way debatable. Even with the gather step, he took 4 extra steps.

He traveled.

I guess it’s good to eventually figure out that ghosting is shitty, but I can’t understand how anyone could possibly not realize that from the start. Studies and experts probably shouldn’t be necessary.

I actually am less convinced now that the MIB is William - was Maeve the brothel madam when Logan & William entered the park? I thought she was, which would mean their story came after. But I honestly don’t know - clearly this show edits things together so you feel like things are happening simultaneously when they’re

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Pretty sure this dude got the idea from Deke back in his Georgetown Hoyas heyday. Apparently, he was always proud of the socks that he wore (and, for some reason, that he always wore them both). So he tried to give himself a dumb nickname, and someone heard him refer to it on draft night:

No, he’s on the Knicks.

Oof. Too bad he wasn’t a sight guy.

How is it that everybody on Earth can see these traveling violations except for the three people that we pay to do the job?

About time. Highlight truthers have gone unpunished for far too long.

Guy who has Kevin Durant on his team complaining about uncalled travels?

Nice kick, douchebag! Did your mom teach you how to... oh god.

how many ray allen highlight videos have you watched?

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

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...watching Joakim Noah try to move up and down the court these days should be enough to make anyone nervous about the long term effects of Thibodeau’s philosophies on his players.

Always TWolves second half deficiency truthers