There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

As cheesy as this may be, Luke is as much of a born-to-play-linebacker person that has ever lived, so it is genuinely disturbing to see him so shaken after a hit his emotions are unleashed like this.

Considering the litany of absolute tomfuckery in the NFL, I would say this is a lukewarm take, at most.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

Well, he did end the war in Iraq and he never took credit for “ending” Afghanistan since it’s ongoing (at a far lower level).

No way? Bush did too!

You’d prefer that elected officials just lie at will with no one pointing it out?

Then don’t click on the blatantly political posts. Clicks = ad revenue, so if you don’t like them, don’t make them profitable.

Waaaahhhhhh.

Dude’s got 2 steps one gigantic step in before it leaves his hand. Fuck this highlight.

W. Kamau Bell talked about how he knew gentrification was getting bad when white people started to complain about it. “I’ve lived here two years, goddammit! I remember when that coffee place used to be another, smaller coffee place!”

Also, were they both homeless prior to 2013?

“So my wife and I will leave our home soon – the only home we’ve ever known, the place where we’ve lived since the summer of 2013...”

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

America is populated by idiots. Why is Big Bang Theory the most watched show around?

Dude looks like he should be trying to kill Shelley Duvall with an axe.

McGregor’s walk is itself just a parody/tribute to the Vince McMahon Power Swagger:

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.