Nice

Good for him.

This may kill Skip Bayless.

To add insult to injury, Sherman threatened to block her too.

I guess rainy days and Mondays really do get the Carpenters down.

Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that if the subject of the joke just laughed and moved on, maybe the rest of us should too.

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

“Donald Trump tells it like it is, unless he claims he was misrepresented, was kidding, sarcastic, speaking metaphorically, or denies he ever said it in the first place!”

That’s the whole genius of Trump’s campaign: it’s just a massive MadLibs for angry while folk.

“You see when he says he’s going to ‘Make America Great Again’, he means that he’s going to (verb) the (noun) so that the (noun) is (adjective)! He really understands me!”

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

Luckily the cameras were there to capture what he saw

Lena could be hugging baby seals and feeding kittens and i would still hate her.

I want to feel bad about Melania but I can not.

(last will and testament is read) (she is sold to a Russian oligarch to pay off his debts)

I would give a nut to see a selfie from Tiff with her ballot showing a vote for Hillary.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

I live in Chicago. I know how cities work, thank you.

Yeah, cuz it’s his act of voting that they’re booing.

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

I’m going to rant, pointlessly, in the greys. Do you hate the system? Do you want to change things? Then get involved in local government. Hell, get involved with the party you most agree with, and change it. Don’t make a vague plan to vote for the perfect thing that will be just the best, once you come up with it.