Don’t know what to say when our best play is a penalty and our QB takes the victory kneel before the game.

It’s not as crazy as it sounds. Only a few weeks ago we learned about a nationwide embezzlement ring that required college degrees, background checks, and drug screenings to enter. Maybe you heard about it - they go by the handle Wells Fargo.

#NotMyAbuela

Since goats weigh about 40 lbs, my guess is this was probably a delivery of the goat leg you can pre-order at Girl and the Goat, Stephanie Izard’s place on Randolph Street. It looks like this, and it’s fucking delicious.

Exactly. While I’m glad she voted for Hillary, she acts like Trump is an aberration of the party and not the standard bearer.

The spread was -96.5. He had money on the game.

I work for Reinhardt (an NAIA school), which is playing LSU tonight. One of the kids swore to me he was going to get on SportsCenter somehow, even if it meant letting people dunk on him.

Student of the game, that one. A real gym rat.

I admire his high motor and basketball IQ.

Which is the lower hanging fruit: “Assbury” or “Asburied”?

I’m glad she took a stand against Trump, the lone racist/sexist of the Republican party. Have to let them know that this will not be tolerated .

I for one admire his scrappy, deceptively fast effort.

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

It’s not entertainment. A well-functioning democracy is what we need to keep your problems at a 4-year old, traffic, and weather.

It’s Hamilton Nolan. You were somehow expecting nuance?

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

Dude is awesome if the story is true.. but BMW needs to step up and offer him a free UPARMORED bulletproof Beemer. This run-of-the-mill stuff just doesn’t cut it versus 7.62