He would just start dragging his ass on your floor like a dog. Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if he already does this.

Those delts scream steroids.

It’s not gay if the nuts don’t touch. Straightest MMMMMMMM gangbang ever.

Only a special kind of person can manage to fuck up sous vide...

Only a special kind of person can manage to fuck up sous vide...

Did you get this from Breitbart Sports?

The fact that Kyrie had to win it for him against GSW

Bourdain should’ve been well traveled enough to know that being tricked for money is the most Romanian experience he could’ve possibly had.

My friend, let me tell you about a man named Lance Stephensen...

The money didn’t go to just that one club. It was split within the organization.

I find it hilarious how butthurt people still get over a television special that raised millions for kids. Nobody forced you to watch that shit. If there was divine intervention for The Decision it was God granting Cleveland a championship.

We just gonna conveniently forget about the 2007 Celtics?

+1 for making me look up if this is a real thing.

Zodiac? The Social Network?

People shouldn’t be shamed for shitty behavior? Is that really your take on this? The only thing he regrets is being caught in the act. 

How are you so sure what his preconceptions are? Isn’t that just a preconception of your own? Is that not just a bit hypocritical?

Not sure of the exact size difference, but a smaller guitar would probably be easier to learn on. Easier to fret, hold chord shapes, etc. Big dudes are still able to fret ukeleles, so unless you have massive sausage fingers it’s probably not an issue.

Not sure of the exact size difference, but a smaller guitar would probably be easier to learn on. Easier to fret,…

Put em’ up sonny boy.

Taco Bell hot sauce is the best widely available hot sauce and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Are dirty water dogs a staple of NYC or trash tourist food? I can’t decide. I’ve been here for years and the only hot dogs I’ve eaten have been from Gray’s, Crif’s, or a food truck that actually grills them.

BACK TO SOUTH BEACH!!!