‘Tics is an appropriate name for any team with Marcus Smart on it.

I think Giannis has a slightly better build. If Durant had Giannis’ gumby abilities or Giannis had Durant’s shot, they would be completely unstoppable.

Really? Because the very beginning of each of your sentences suggests otherwise.

You didn’t read the damn thing, did you?

In a way it was. I call it the B&T (bridge and tunnel).

To be fair, Hill was out for a good part of the Indiana series and LeBron was making a ton of completely ridiculous shots in the Toronto series, although it seems like that’s becoming an annual tradition.

Mixed gin with Robitussin because 1. lean was big at the time 2. I was sick 3. we were still going out that night.

My roommate would get a liter of Coke, drink/dump out half of it, fill the other half with rum, and bring it to the bar/club. We’d drink it on the way and then take turns chugging it outside until it was empty.

This is just forward thinking.

I read it as Earn letting Alfred know that he was trying to put Al first by getting him the headlining spot rather than putting himself first by taking out his competition as Al’s manager, but I can also see it as an acknowledgement that Luke was doing his job as a manager in that situation.

Re-posting my reply to someone else.

I read “12 Rules For Life” pretty recently. I found his analyses on Biblical stories kind of interesting, but some of what he extracted from them and his social views in general can be pretty cracked out. My personal issues with him:

We have to trust The Process by trading Joel Embiid, but JoJo is “The Process”. So in order to trust The Process we must get rid of The Process. The snake eats itself.

Unless you’re in a place that caters to Westerners, squatty potties are extremely prevalent in Beijing and Shanghai as well. Public restrooms often don’t have stalls either. Found this out when I walked into one and made eye-contact with a man mid-shit. Don’t count on finding any toilet paper.

What a scrub. Everyone knows you shove all in when the dealer flops a 6.

Is this true? Please let this be true.

Those who only go for the low-hanging fruit are nothing bud a pest.

That option went out the window when KD joined.

You know damn well that ain’t no champagne. Korbel at best.

Would throw in Hawaiian Punch instead of Capri Sun. Shit just tastes like stronger Hawaiian Punch. Sunny D is also an underrated mixer.