Alright, you win, but also lost I guess. No one should ever have to go through that rule book.

Can we have 1460 Days of Trump? On second thought just shoot me now.

This isn’t a trial, it’s football. They haven’t defined what a conventional tackle is but they’ve made clear what it isn’t. Running helmet first into another player is not a conventional tackle.

Yes, and your comparison doesn’t hold water. There’s no bigger picture to get here. Helmet to helmet contact isn’t the abstract idea you make it out to be. Did you read the update? Here it is again for you.

Jesus christ you don’t need a lawyer to interpret NFL rules. The rule is clearly laid out for you. All you need are eyes and the knowledge of what a helmet is. I’m still waiting for you to make an argument besides “the NFL knows what they’re doing”, because they clearly do not.

Let me explain it to you. It’s very simple. It’s when a defender intentionally leads with his helmet and strikes the helmet of the opposing player. Read the update. The NFL rule book isn’t as complicated as our tax laws. This one in particular is pretty clear cut.

I’m still waiting for the part where you explain how the examples in this article aren’t helmet to helmet hits. Saying that the NFL says there isn’t a foul isn’t an explanation.

History would favor the Deadspin writer.

Hahahahaha because NFL refs have consistently displayed competence at their craft.

105.9 points per possession

None of those directors wrote the screenplay for those films, and Alien 3 was Fincher’s debut. Lucy just seemed incredibly lazy, the writing especially, compared to his past work. This is an adaptation so my hopes are a lot higher.

Sadly, he also wrote and directed Lucy, which was just so terrible.

That take is...average at best.

Don’t ruin the joke!

Yeah they did a pretty ass job.

He looks like a wax statue in the group picture.

You’re very much on the wrong side of this argument. Probably should have read the letter. They’re asking specifically about things that have happened at the University, and the University absolutely has the duty to shield them from racial discrimination.

He seems to have the same vertical as I do. Why would you try to block a dunk if you can’t even grab rim.

Didn’t get to try that place when I was eating my way through Chicago. People seem to either really love it or completely hate it.

A taco turned sideways, cheese or not, is closer to a quesadilla than it is to a sandwich. If you used two tortillas to make the quesadilla, then you could classify it as a sandwich, but one tortilla folded in half is not. Ergo, a taco is not a sandwich.