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Step 1) Turn taco on its side

Another nasty stain on the reputation of law enforcement.

A taco is not a sandwich. This isn’t even something you can argue. It’s like trying to tell me that a square is a circle. It’s not. You’re wrong.

Knees haven’t touched the ground and the ball (just barely) hasn’t crossed the plane.

Ball was in his own half, seemed like a good clearance to me.

School yard bullshittery pretty much defines the CS:GO community...

You should reverse this. Slow cook at a low temp until it’s almost cooked through. Pat the surface dry and blast it with heat at the end to form a crust. It’ll be more evenly cooked than the traditional method.

It was LeBron. He sacrificed Cleveland’s 3-1 lead in the World Series for the Warriors choking their 3-1 lead.

Unless your alarm clock is cocaine...

Unless your alarm clock is cocaine...

IT’S THE KINGS

That was Lionel Richie, not Rick James.

Doesn’t seem like he needs it.

Doesn’t matter if it’s a play or not. The pass itself is what’s spectacular.

Which flyover state are you from?

Nope. See comments about meatball subs.

If it’s a clean break then it becomes a sandwich.

Still wrong. Meatball subs may be called “sandwiches” by idiots who don’t know what a sandwich is, but it’s technically not a sandwich. Two or more separate pieces of bread with filling. One piece of bread sliced down the side forms a pocket, not a sandwich.

Gotta bill them in pesos and factor in the fx rate.