A taco is a taco. A sandwich is a sandwich. There’s a reason why they’re two different words ya dingus.

Obviously.

Please, go to the counter and order a taco sandwich. Pendejo.

You finally get it.

In that case it’s a donut pocket, not a sandwich. Everything you listed is a pocket, not a sandwich.

It’s slang for when you shop at Duane Reade.

Ah, I see your point now. I wonder if the fruit trees feel pain. You’re kind of pulling off their ball sacks.

Fruits also come from plants...

Notice how that donut has been cut in half, forming two pieces of bread...

Is this a joke or are you actually this dumb.

Subway doesn’t have any bread so I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Correct, it’s a pocket.

I wasn’t poor, so no.

It’s a pita pocket. Not a sandwich. Hot pockets are not sandwiches, despite their marketing.

Bread is baked dough made from flour and water. Tortilla is bread. Crepes are bread. Pancakes are bread. If you take two of them and put something between them it is a sandwich.

No no no no no. Hot dogs and tacos only have one piece of bread, therefore they aren’t sandwiches.

One of the best ways to reduce your cooking time is by improving knife skills. Prepping ingredients is one of the most time consuming tasks, but it’s also where you can save a lot of time by learning how to cut efficiently.

Plants are also living so unless you have a great recipe for making stones edible you’ll just have to accept the fact that sustaining life requires death.

You get to be on camera without needing dumb things like skills or talent.

Yeah he forgot to throw the chicken blood back in after deglazing. Everyone knows that meat tastes better when it’s bathed in its own blood.