She’s a pretty blonde, loud, and way too convinced of her own shitty opinions. This is basically her audition tape for Fox “News”. I give it three weeks before they give her her own show.

I’ve done both and it’s always trash. Also, this doesn’t happen with other fried chicken chains. Popeye’s and Roy Rogers both stay crispy even if you leave them in their container in a fridge the whole day.

And small hands. Welker dropped that pass because of his babby hands.

No one is trolling. It’s just very clear that you don’t know how to kinja.

No one is trolling. It’s just very clear that you don’t know how to kinja.

Seems like a lot of work. I’d rather just go straight to Popeye’s.

Is pressure frying also the reason why KFC’s skin is always mushy? Even their extra crispy is like a wet scrotum flap.

If there’s a Popeye’s in the neighborhood then it’s probably fine. You’ll know you’re in the ghetto when you start seeing “Kennedy Fried Chicken” instead.

He’s not worthy.

You’re going to need to try harder with your “comebacks”. This is kinja baby, you’re gonna die.

You’re going to need to try harder with your “comebacks”. This is kinja baby, you’re gonna die.

What does your success rate with women have to do with this?

What does your success rate with women have to do with this?

I’m just stating facts dear.

I’m just stating facts dear.

Ugh whatever. I’ll leave you idiots to it then.

Harlots at the Renaissance Fair don’t count.

Harlots at the Renaissance Fair don’t count.

Thoroughness and pedantry are related, but not the same thing. There’s no simple answer to the flawed question you’re asking. Sure, you can believe that some slaves in North Carolina were the first to do barbecue in the US, but you’d be wrong.

It’s not really pedantics. You guys were talking about which city in America did barbecue first. The best answer is that none of them did. Barbecue already existed, and the pre-America colonists already knew how to barbecue meat. Just read the damn link I posted.

And you chose born, which is even more inaccurate.

And again, nobody “discovered” shit. They learned pre-existing techniques and adopted them for their own purposes. Who was the first to adopt those techniques? Who the fuck knows. It probably happened simultaneously in multiple places.

Counter-counter-counterpoint:

Counter-counter-counterpoint:

See, but now we’re talking about the cooking technique itself, which existed way before the United States as a country did. Slaves weren’t the first to adopt those methods, although they probably played an integral role in spreading the techniques. You can’t just “discover” something that’s already known to others and…

I can smell the reddit on you.

I can smell the reddit on you.