I know, and I’d make the case for KC since that’s where the earliest commercial barbecue restaurant popped up according to that essay.

It all makes sense now.

Literally the first sentence of that essay.

Counterpoints:

Counterpoints:

Edgy isn’t the right description for the burn I hit you with. I’ll let you take that one back and try again.

Edgy isn’t the right description for the burn I hit you with. I’ll let you take that one back and try again.

You’re both wrong. Barbecue as a cooking technique has existed since before the United States was a country, and isn’t an American innovation. If you’re strictly talking about American style barbecue then you could make the case for KC.

You’re both wrong. Barbecue as a cooking technique has existed since before the United States was a country, and isn’t an American innovation. If you’re strictly talking about American style barbecue then you could make the case for KC.

What the hell do people even do in Connecticut? Same with Delaware? All I can really picture is kind of preppy white people.

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Because the fat prostitutes you hire aren’t as attractive.

Because the fat prostitutes you hire aren’t as attractive.

You clearly have not experienced VR porn yet.

You clearly have not experienced VR porn yet.

But it’s not the emphasis of the pronunciation. That would be the “ssa” part.

What heathen village are you from where the t is the part that’s emphasized?

The French pronunciation is “cwasont” which is much closer to “crussant” then “nitch” is to “neesh”, unless you are also saying croissant incorrectly as well.

“Croissant” and “crussant” are much closer than “neesh” and “nitch”.

The vast majority of the French words we’ve co-opted are pronounced the same in both languages. Niche is one of them. “Nitch” (used in the non-architectural sense) is an abomination created by fools who didn’t know how to pronounce the word correctly and couldn’t be fucked to look it up. Due to the way language works…

Ketchup works well with burgers and cheap dogs, but mustard is the only choice on a real sausage.

The tacos with the squeeze out poo meat were the best.

People who say “nitch” deserve to have their ears ripped off and cauterized.

This is what happens when you’re a ketchup man people. Don’t be like Zukka. Choose mustard.