Both those guys are shooters though and it’s much easier to score quickly if you can drain threes.

I believe every DiCaprio movie would be just a little better as a Matt Damon movie.

Nah, Jordan would still be an athletic freak in today’s NBA. I don’t think he’d dominate to the same extent, but he would still be a star. 30 years ago isn’t THAT long. The average level of play has definitely gone up, but the freaks from back then would still be freaks today.

Flip flops and sweatpants/pajama pants are the best air travel clothes. Keep all your shit in your carry on so you don’t even need to empty your pockets going through security. Reorganize once you board.

Neither of those dudes are juicing.

I got caught up with the manga in about a week. It’s doable, and totally worth it.

It’s like I’m playing in the WNBA!

It’s like I’m playing in the WNBA!

Pssst, there’s a legitimately great tequila bar in the Mexico showcase...

It was weird watching the draft and only hearing one or two boos. Probably just wanted to keep the tradition alive.

You realize that moths and butterflies are two different insects right...

Did you not see that documentary The Martian?

You’re watching the wrong sport then.

Will definitely suffer broken bones and possible paralysis, but the chances of dying immediately aren’t too high.

Because. The hits are the best part of football.

I’ll take the multiple languages, but the other things you mentioned are really here nor there. There are plenty of morons who’ve completed university level courses. I am friends with a few of them. The University of Ljubljana ranks somewhere in the 200s globally. Not exactly a top school, but the best available to…

Nuh uh, NPH wouldn’t do that.

Your spine plays a major role in every athletic movement you can make. A herniated disc is the exact opposite of seemingly minor.

Lol, where are you getting the view that she’s intelligent?

I tried to be a grown man in high school and see what all the fuss about scotch was about. Poured myself a shot of the finest Canadian blend my dad’s liquor cabinet had. Took a sip and it felt like someone lit a match in my throat. Poured the rest down the sink and didn’t touch whiskey for another few years.

The money will go a long way towards building that Miller Fortune. Chances like these only come around once in a Blue Moon.