Who needs defense when you can score a bajillion points a night? All they need to do is have Curry, Thompson, and Durant jack up threes like they’re playing an arcade game while the other two bums on the floor back tap any misses.

Yeah but LeBron’s gonna go back to Miami and win the other 5 championships he promised just like he did for Cleveland. Right? Right?!

You’re severely overestimating the deadspin readership.

You’d be surprised.

What if everyone started taking major pay cuts so they can continue turning the Cavs and Warriors into super teams. It’ll basically become the East vs West All-Star game but with defense.

Westbrook is gonna murder so many rims.

It’s been out for 17 years and probably the most well known plot twist ever...

Lol at all the people who are going to be mad that a 17 year old film just got “spoiled”.

I think that the dropoff in talent between the tiers has negated any kind of advantage to be had.

You’re forgetting LeBron’s first run to the Finals with the Cavs. It’s a who’s who of “Let’s Remember Some Guys”.

America Light Lime.

Have you guys ever considered doing an office Beerlympics? What events would you choose and who would win what?

Glamping or HamNo man camping?

It’s been a...slow news day

I think you mean cost does not always equate to value.

Yeah, but we’re talking about the Lakers, the same team that hired Byron “Long Twos” Scott not too long ago.

And we were talking about their identity, which is currently as a shitty team that isn’t getting better.

The Sixers will NEVER be competitive. Why is that so hard to understand?

Boring because it’s true. Their defense has gotten progressively worse every year. That’s not an identity. Their offense has remained at the bottom of the league. None of their pieces compliment each other and the closest they got was Ish Smith running pick and rolls. That’s not going to cut it in the NBA. If they are…

The Nets are the extreme opposite end of the spectrum. They traded away all of their picks for “stars” who were past their prime. The problem with just letting the yungens play is that none of their playstyles fit together so it’s a terrible showcase of their talent. They have no team identity and no veteran presence…