How could you leave Delly off

“star”

Higuain choked an easy goal (again). Aguero choked a good opportunity. The ref choked his career away.

We should go to Texarkana instead. That loser Halberstram said he saw Ivana Trump there last week.

Ummm Best In Show?

Dem Australian genes.

I don’t get all the love for Taxi Driver or Travis Bickle. Easily Scorsese’s worst movie in my opinion. Also can’t watch any of the old Rocky movies without noticing how terrible the fight choreography is.

Have you never seen a Judd Apatow movie?

But if you can’t pronounce beaujolais then you don’t deserve beaujolais.

What about the protein HamNo?

Here’s the big secret: a thermometer is much more accurate than this crap. Touch tests are bullshit and it’s sad that so many great chefs still haven’t caught on.

LeBron’s too nice of a guy to succeed in MMA or Boxing. Maybe if he’s fighting Delonte West...

I thought this was going to be about jelqing.

Also, sprints are probably the most fun exercise to do naked.

You can’t spot reduce fat. Those areas tend to be the most stubborn because our bodies burn those fat storages last. Only way is to get to a low enough body percentage.

50 pullups (I assume you mean consecutively) is much much harder than 50 pushups. 50 straight pullups is like 1% level of fitness.

What do you mean “was”?

There is no such thing as “enough” fire power. You take all the fire power you can get. Obviously they don’t have enough, since they just lost the championship.

Ummm...did you not read your own thing?

Which is parsley your fault.