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They’re herbs you dillweed.

It goes even deeper man.

You’re probably using tips that are too small.

Not as good as Draymond.

Thompson (and Love for those 10 seconds of god mode) being able to switch onto Curry was huge. Part of the Thunder’s success against the Warriors was them being able to do the same thing with Adams and Ibaka.

No way. Curry will likely finish out his career as the best shooter in NBA history. Kyrie wouldn’t even make the playoffs without LeBron.

What do you mean? He’s the Joe Flacco of point guards.

It was probably to make up for not giving him last year’s Finals MVP.

Right? Like LeBron would’ve ever lost a series if he had Pippen or Shaq on his team.

Nah, it’s gonna be The Decision 2: South Beach Boogaloo.

Their fans were so violent that they’re now banned from travelling when the national team plays. The English fans currently in France are not those fans.

One of those actors that got me excited whenever I heard he was in a film. Fright Night, Charlie Bartlett, Like Crazy, and Alpha Dog were all better than they had any right be in no small part due to him.

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Ummm...dude’s throwing down 360s. He clearly doesn’t have trouble dunking, he just can’t dribble for shit. I could see Michael Phelps being unable to dunk, but he only needs to jump like a foot with his long ass arms so it’d be pretty sad if he couldn’t.

Ronaldo’s measured standing vertical is 17 inches. His vertical with a two step is 30 inches. You could touch rim as an unexceptional 10th grader who was 4 or 5 inches shorter than Ronaldo. He is also one of the greatest athletes in the history of the world. Ronaldo can dunk.

A lacrosse/demolition derby hybrid would be so dope.

12 Years A Role Player, starring Harrison Barnes

They’re an amateur weekend auto-cross team.

Always star this.

Isn’t already known that he had HGH treatment or something when he was a kid because he’s a midget?