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Shhh keep chicken thighs a secret. Let everyone else fight over the breast.

They weren’t released, just unchained. Still in the dungeon where she left them. I wonder if they’ll be pissed at her.

They’re still in their dungeon, just not chained up.

also, they seem to get injured insanely easily and are completely over dramatic when something happens to them.

I don’t really sweat when I work out, but I start dripping buckets when I eat spicy food. It doesn’t even have to be that spicy. What up with that?

Draymond hates nuts the way Westbrook hates rims.

I would wear the shit out of those on the court (if I were good).

Wasps are pretty shit, but mosquitoes just get everywhere.

They learned this wizardry from CS:GO. Some people will pay several hundred actual dollars for a few differently colored pixels.

Klay had room to turn around. He didn’t because no one called the pick.

“Is it too late now to say sorry?”

No, late is what makes it a foul. Reckless is Dellevadova injuring people with his scrappiness. Reckless is intentionally tripping someone in a full sprint. The whole point of setting a screen is for your body to block the other person’s body. Mozgov set a fairly pedestrian screen and accomplished that. He didn’t

+1 delicious pink elephant

It wasn’t reckless, just a little late. Reckless was Barnes not telling Thompson that he was about to get wrecked.

If Klay is going to be mad at anyone it should be Barnes for not calling out the pick. His man screening, his responsibility.

He did it again last night after LeBron tried to chase him off the line as he was jacking up a 3. There is absolutely no reason for his leg to can can every time he shoots.

Best part of golfing is hitting these dumb shit birds with the ball.

If Love comes back and plays in this series I think he should be looking to do the same thing. He needs to get back to being a rebounding machine. Rebounds are what the Thunder used to almost break the Warriors, and they’re what the Cavs used to win the last game. Have either Love or Thompson on the floor at all times

Prisco is Magic Johnson’s alter ego.

In Lost In Translation that was kind of the point. I wasn’t too mad about this casting because the GiTS story is primarily about cyber warfare, so it doesn’t have to be Japan specific. But if they’re supposed to be part of some Asian organization, and they’re the only people who aren’t Asian, that’s kind of a problem.