How much do writers typically make and where does one go to learn more about this stuff?

Whatever category this:

Those are wasps and wasps are fucking devil spawn.

The worst is the park attendants trying to find people to ride with the loser who’s by himself.

When I was younger my family tried to go to Olive Garden. Being the 90s, everyone had shit taste in everything so Olive Garden had like a two hour wait. As we’re leaving, I see a fat little kid waddle out onto the sidewalk, bend over, and heave everywhere. Didn’t go to Olive Garden for another decade.

The wording of that rule is dumb. If your body and the ball are out of bounds but haven’t touched the ground yet, and you throw it back onto the court (in bounds), how the hell is it still called out of bounds?

I’d recognize that shooting motion anywhere. That’s Matthew Dellavedova playing in full black face.

It is, what I’m saying is that most teams don’t have the personnel to fully exploit that advantage.

Is Kyrie the bizarro Rondo?

+1 to make it 50 Shades of Grey

The Warriors are just a terrible matchup for the Cavs. Few other teams in the league have shooters at every position, so the Cavs can usually hide Kyrie or Love on defense.

+1 final KO

He’s a second tier point guard offensively, but he’s YMCA open gym tier defensively.

You spelled Kobe wrong.

I wouldn’t cut Wade. He’s somehow healthier now than he ever was while LeBron was in Miami and they have chemistry together.

When was the last time we saw someone who was so obviously only good when he was on a terrible team and there were no expectations, but as soon as he was actually expected to be good against good competition with high expectations he folded like a Superman on laundry day?

I would fucking die of happiness if LeBron says fuck it, turns full heel, and goes back to Miami.

He hit him with the Magnum.

Alternate take: LeBron is going to get diarrhea.