Fireball is the new tequila.

Mine and my neighbors’ backyards have become the chill spot for deer and a bunch of stray cats. They don’t even run away anymore, they just stare you down as you pull into the garage.

Goddamn that is savage.

Yeah, the concept of externalities seems to be completely foreign to a lot of Republicans. Yet they’ll go on and on about, “it’s Economics 101!”.

a literal extra-terrestrial will be elected as US President

Is there any governing body that isn’t a corrupt sham?

Shots don’t just magically fade away. If anything a players shot only improves over time. Even if Curry lost his handles, court vision, and quickness his shot would be enough to keep him in the league for another decade.

Damn, Perkins has been in the league for 25 years?

Calling competitive gaming eSports is probably the worst way to try to legitimize it. The only people that like the name are fat nerds that magically feel more athletic now.

Melissa Benoist is just <3

Oh definitely. Empty promises are what fuel the health and fitness industry.

It’s not so much that they’re bullshit as it is people vastly overestimating the health benefits.

Ugh, so you don’t eat lactose free bread? You might as well poison yourself with cyanide right now.

Campsites should start holding credit cards and fining the shit out of people that don’t clean up after themselves. Especially if they know it’s a bunch of frat kids coming through.

Bears.

Durant’s a SF not a PF. The redhead is Ibaka wearing a wig.

The fact that shit like that qualifies as a word in that game has turned me off it forever.

What about this one?

I’d say that it’ll take another 3 years until they even make the playoffs. They still haven’t found a playstyle because all of their pieces conflict with rather than compliment each other, and they have little to no NBA experience as a team and no veterans to guide them forward. Embiid is perenially injured, and Noel…

You need more than talent, you need experience too. The Sixers are still super young and haven’t adjusted yet to NBA style gameplay. Having veterans on a team helps with this adjustment, but they don’t have any. It’ll take years before they’ll be able to parlay their “talent” into actual success. In that time they…