We still don’t know who the third head of the dragon is.

There’s no hyphen in grade school. If you’re going to grammar truther then do it right.

I honestly wouldn’t give a shit. His doofy ass will always be a legend to me.

This sucks. Bosh is one of my favorite players and did a lot to make the Big Three era equal parts goofy and successful. I hope that if he can’t play again, he at least becomes a commentator or joins Inside the NBA.

+1 more day with extinct mommy

I can see the argument for ranking Italian food over French (I’d still disagree with it), but Spanish? Get the fuck out of here with that. They have paella and tapas, everything else is largely trash.

And lumped in with rolls and biscuits as well. Gotta be a Marchman take.

Even bad mac and cheese is still good. Anyone who puts eggs in it should be neutered for the good of mankind.

You sure about that?

Yeah, everyone knows that the Olympic Village is a completely chaste, sex free environment.

Seriously he should spend his offseason at a wide receiver camp or stand in front of a dodgeball machine all summer.

You’re really going to bitch about Gawker reposting from Reddit of all places?

They should have to throw their shoes like the rest of us when this happens.

Dragic needs to go full Rip Hamilton if he still wants to have a face by the time his season is over.

He’s being linked to the Kings.

Isn’t this why Tristan Thompson got that max contract?

It’s fucking Gawker, not the New York Times you pompous twat.

Looks like he’s been getting shooting tips from Shawn Marion and Kevin Martin.

Friends found a condom on the couch by the window once, was that you guys?

Perfect timing, I was looking for a Mother’s Day gift.

Perfect timing, I was looking for a Mother’s Day gift.