I didn’t know that. Well, you’ve got me convinced!

They wouldn’t make nearly as much money off of playoff tickets.

Movement is worse, recoil is worse, hitboxes are worse, graphics are better, and now you have to pay for skins. Sure, it’s better in every way. The biggest improvement CS:GO has over 1.6 is matchmaking, but pubs are now dead.

Taking this game seriously is an exercise in futility.

It was nice of the OP to leave out the 4 wins they also had in that stretch. All of their losses (with the exception of the one they had in Point Giannis’ first game) have come from playoff bound teams. The Bucks still suck, but they suck less with him playing point.

I mean Giannis is still awesome, but the Bucks definitely are not.

It was probably the Copper Fit, not the Wranglers. Or maybe from shaving with the ToughBlade?

It’s some music service Kanye Jay Z owns.

But definitely wobble when wobbling yeah?

A mystical force punishing hubris is what will allow Pop to live forever.

It’s a perfect opportunity for you to steer him away from drugs and alcohol. Every time your kid is offered drugs he’ll think of the guy who took Kwame Brown first off the board and decline.

This is pretty awesome as is but a trampoline on the bottom would be the tits.

This is the kind of hard hitting journalism that I read Deadspin for. (Actually though).

According to him, he’s never gotten sick in foreign countries. I do hate the stupid faces he makes though, especially when he’s eating something that isn’t even that weird. Bourdain will eat the grossest shit and tell them it’s good out of respect for the local culture. Zimmern acts like a little kid being fed cough…

It’s funny you say that because just last night I was craving some Kraft. My issue with the other guys is less about what they do but how tacky they are in doing it.

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Don’t you dare lump Bourdain in with those other hacks. Also, Adam Richman would definitely have the worst/best stories.

I only went to Hattie B’s for actual hot chicken when I was there, but I tried the hot chicken sandwich at Acme and it was no lie one of the best things I’ve ever put in my mouth.

Obviously not.

Step 1. Go get some KFC Nashville Hot Chicken