I don’t care what anyone says, AG is the true champion.

These aren’t even close to being ugly enough to be worthy of Saint Sager.

“Manly Men” is the least fitting description of the Deadspin readership. Fussy assholes with a slight inclination towards sports would be more accurate.

He carried against the fat kid.

I was in Montreal recently and made the mistake of getting soft serve ice cream at a dingy cafe where no one ever gets the soft serve ice cream (especially in winter). We were walking around the waterfront when I suddenly get a severe case of bubble gut. I started making a bee line back to where all the stores and…

Went to school with a kid who took a shit behind the tennis courts in the public park and wiped his ass with poison ivy. Dumbest part is that the public library was only 50 feet away.

One time I went out for a drink with my cousin, who was staying with us in Jersey. We both worked in NYC so we just met up after work. My parents decided to pick us up in the city and drive us back. Traffic was pretty much bumper to bumper the whole way up the FDR, but it crawled to a halt once we got closer to the…

I think they mean individual performance, not accolades.

Probably the former, although the later is offered as a supplemental course I’m sure.

Disney World is #1 on my list of future places to take mushrooms.

He’s clearly a student of Joakim Noah’s School of Js.

Ummm, I think you’re confusing him with Karl-Anthony Towns.

Dogs are better than people so the death penalty would be a mercy killing. I would vote being drawn and quartered by the surviving sled dogs.

Good, fuck Doc

Yeah, I only took half a dose last time and it was more than enough. Also, I’m not sure what your work out consists of, but if you lift on yohimbine you’re just asking for a heart attack.

Leaving Cleveland looked bad the first time, doing it twice would ruin his reputation forever. All of his eggs are in the Cleveland championship basket. Really dumb, but admirable.

DiGiorno about that. (I tried)

My comparison was in response to your comment that all skillets are the same more or less. They’re not, and if you know how to take advantage of the differences you absolutely can make your food taste better comparatively. The difference between this All-Clad and your Costco pan is less pronounced because they’re both…

My comparison was in response to your comment that all skillets are the same more or less. They’re not, and if you…

If you’re on a cut you should give yohimbine a try. It supposedly targets the beta receptors in fat cells (the stubborn kind). Don’t know if it does, but it’s a good stimulant for low intensity cardio. I fucking hate running but this stuff puts me in a zone.