Ummm have you seen the Kool-Aid Man? He’s gotta be jacked, dude can bust through walls.

I’ve always found Planet Fitness to be a terrible gym, but an ingenious business model. Keep the customers fat so that they keep coming back. Evil and effective.

Don’t forget the forearm, bicep, and penis muscles.

Fine, you might not appreciate the difference, but others can. Your comment was the equivalent of someone saying, “dslrs are a rip off, my phone takes pictures just fine”.

Fine, you might not appreciate the difference, but others can. Your comment was the equivalent of someone saying,…

Bananas ranked:

If you don’t have a full body dryer, you aren’t living.

I fucking love underripe bananas (and mangoes) for some reason.

She also went to NYU to pursue a Master of Fine Arts in writing.

Not that hard, it means exactly what it says. Do you think every skillet is exactly the same and the only difference is the price?

Not that hard, it means exactly what it says. Do you think every skillet is exactly the same and the only difference…

Not all pans were created equal.

Not all pans were created equal.

It’s the chemicals in the detergent that can ruin pans.

It’s the chemicals in the detergent that can ruin pans.

True, it was all for the greater good.

You’re forgetting about Middleton! If only they’d held onto Knight. Giannis at point, Knight at SG, Middleton at SF, Parker at PF, and Henson/Monroe at C would be a fun team.

I firmly believe that they’re a good coach away from the 7th or 8th seed.

No, it’s a calzone.

Chalmers probably went from six to midnight after hitting that shot.

Second unit should just be Curry, Thompson, Lillard, Lowry, and Harden chucking threes like it’s All-Star weekend.

I don’t think there’s any doubt that he’s the greatest shooter of all time now. The question is can he challenge MJ for the GOAT title?

She’s probably hoping the ITF will show her love by admitting to her fault be forehand.

Have you ever played tennis? Shit is exhausting.