God do I miss the #1 plastic surgeon in Chicago.

Then you were doing them wrong.

HamNo could give him shit for the starfish catch (typical of football player cleans), but 390 is serious weight.

He was inbounds. Play is good.

Everyone knows that the richest people wear the plainest clothes. They probably saw your Target polo and thought you were some Silicon Valley tycoon.

Lol California isn’t a hotbed for young chefs? Please.

12 bucks a plate

You do realize that there are a larger number of Mexicans living near the border by far than there are in Chicago right? You don’t see how being closer to Mexico and being among a higher percentage of Mexicans would help them come up with better Mexican food?

I’d be willing to bet that Texas and California have better beef since they’re both in the top 5 for cattle production, but Illinois has pigs so it balances out. It’s insane to think that those other cities don’t have their own tortillerias though, or that they’d be any worse than a place that is over 1500 miles away…

I’ve honestly had better tacos in LA than in Mexico so I don’t really buy the whole “real Mexican street food” thing. If you’re going to judge based solely on authenticity then you can get “real Mexican street food” in literally every major city.

I’m sure Chicago has great Mexican food, you do have Rick Bayless in your corner after all, but to call it the American haven for Mexican food is going a little too far no? Pretty sure LA, San Diego, Santa Fe, and really any city with a large (definitely larger than Chicago percentage wise) Mexican contingency that is…

pretty much the american haven of mexican food.

“Hey, let’s take all of the leftover cafeteria food from this week and put it all together! That would be a great idea!”

That is a sandwich. I think I see the point you’re trying to make, and it’s a valid one, so we can add a horizontal vs vertical corollary: a food item is only a sandwich if the layers are arranged vertically. The bread must be the roof and/or floor of the food item, not the walls.

No, but the real comparison for a hot dog would be a taco. Both consist of food items cradled by a single piece of bread.

He seems to be trying much less on D these days. At his peak he’d match up with anyone, PG through C, and do a pretty good job. Nowadays he just half-asses it then glares at Love.

Can’t Cuban just use one of his companies to “endorse” Dirk and shower him with cash? Or is there a league rule against that?

Actually the only reason he was on the Heat was because of his cheap contract.

Ayumu Hirano threw down a Cab double cork 1440 this weekend and he’s only 17. I don’t even know what that is I just know that if I attempted it it would be a 50/50 split between permanent brain damage and death. Hopefully death.

Yeah, we should only care about our own racial experience and not those of others. Do you see how racist that sounds?