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FUCK that whooshed over my head and I ruined it.

I bet Paul was still more pissed about losing that possession because that’s the kind of nerd shit he is.

Have no idea what point you’re trying to contest. Are you denying that Eastwood and Gibson are racists? Are you trying to say that Affleck is more talented than either of them? Neither of those is really up for debate...

I personally think Argo is one of the most overrated movies ever. Sure it’s good, but Best Picture? Give me a fucking break. It was a weak year, but Zero Dark Thirty should have won it in my opinion. He was fine in Gone Girl, but he just played the same smarmy douche bag he plays in all of his movies/real life.

Christian Bale’s Batman voice was shit, but other than that he was great. Made some sense too, like people wouldn’t recognize the voice of one of the most famous people in the world.

It’s the NCAA, they’re just amateurs so it doesn’t matter. The education is what’s really important.

A 26 minute video are you fucking insane

Always joke truthers.

Like the parts where he gets his ass kicked.

So you’re saying Ben is the next star turned overt racist of our time? I could kind of see that, although it would really be Eastwood, Gibson, and then Affleck. Incidentally Ben is also the weakest actor/director out of that group, but he still has time.

Argo was/is so goddamn overrated.

Praise be to the one true king, Charlie Kaufman.

Thank god they don’t have internet!

Maybe the Nets...

With some exceptions, I don’t think the average NBA player is exceptionally strong. They don’t train for that like they do in football, they train for speed and coordination. I’ve seen Rudy Gay and AD up close, and I’d be surprised if they could bench a plate.

What if the competition was an obstacle course where you had to fit through a bunch of small spaces? GOT HEEM

Well they got very very lucky with the IT3 deal, and Avery Bradley and Jae Crowder are probably much better than anyone expected. I’m almost positive that they’ll use those picks and flip them for a star player rather than use them in the draft.

Oscar Mayer should clearly be #1. Egregious snub.

Cat was on his way down. Clear case of goaltending.