It was an example of how much commitment he has to defense. If a guy won’t hold his position to take a charge do you really think he’ll try to get up for a block? I do enjoy retirement Kobe, but only because now his chucking is somewhat justified.

Kobe almost broke his own ankles with that hesitation defense.

Is this sarcasm? Kobe’s spent his whole career getting out of the way. “I don’t take charges,” remember?

Temporary diet changes equal temporary results.

especially when they draw comparable ratings

Do you have any thoughts on Synecdoche, New York or The Fountain?

What are the odds that these shirts were made in a Chinese sweatshop?

Yeah, his shooting does seem to be improved, but I don’t think he’s the best defender and they give up a lot of height when they play him next to Kemba since Kemba is only 6'1.

He’s arguably their 5th best player, not their 15th. Playing in Houston and on the Kobe Bryant farewell tour definitely hurt him, but the guy can play.

He’s only 6'3 and not a great shooter.

You sprinkle a little rat poop at the end for some extra seasoning

Half-white counts no?

You’re punishing the Knicks for having better ball movement, and rewarding Okafor for being a ball stopper? Also, no way is Okafor having a better season. His numbers are only good because of how bad the team is. Remember when Evan Turner and MCW were putting up big numbers on the Sixers? Look where they are now. He’s…

A. Vucevic is one of the better big men in the league and he’s only 25

Truffles are the legal form of psilocybin sold in head shops there. They are packaged with all kinds of crazy names and look like walnut shaped turds. Worst things I’ve ever tasted. The high is way more visual and less cerebral than regular mushrooms or lsd.

Fuck I mean Tessa Thompson. Zoe Kravitz was listed as his love interest in the first link I found.

Creed was good, but it was only nuanced compared to the other Rocky movies. Calling Stallone the weakest part of the movie is just ridiculous. Michael B. Jordan got screwed by the script. If he’d had more/better dialogue he probably would have gotten the nom, but frankly his character was kind of weak. Zoe Kravitz out…

Should’ve been Chris Paul but +1 nutshot

Was the trial over fraudulent advertising after the root beer failed to cure the children of their leukemia?

It’s called normcore. Get with the times gramps.