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True story, I was never big on Van Gogh until I took truffles and went to the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam. His style is absolutely perfect for psychedelics. That experience (among others) has convinced me that museums are specifically designed for people that are high.

Lol, still having trouble with those analogies I see.

I would be if that plane was doing barrel rolls around other planes. Try building a less disingenuous analogy next time.

Yeah, but he’s doing all this stuff in the NBA. Dude is shooting lights out from way behind the three point line, and making the best defenders in the world look like scrubs on a high school highlight reel. If you can’t appreciate that then maybe you should see a doctor about a Zoloft prescription.

Do people actually say that about baseball? It probably has the least varied play out of any of the major sports.

Do the Cavs even have the personnel to play small ball? I guess it would be Kyrie, JR, Shump, Lebron, and Love? That’s a pretty defensively terrible lineup and, correct me if I’m wrong, didn’t the Cavs best lineup last year have Tristan Thompson at center?

He’s not God.

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If you want free drinks then roulette is the way to go. Just min bet a color all night, sit back, and sip.

Takes a real pair to go straight for the shill. The moment was flush with opportunity, but ultimately the move was a flop. Didn’t expect him to raise another card, what a turn.

Not that it matters at all, but I have my suspicions that Huge Jackedman was sippin on some juice for Days of Future Past.

Well if you pull sumo then you shift the weight more to your hips. Conventional hits the back more, but I still consider either to be a posterior chain exercise primarily. You could also pull Romanian or still legged and pretty much take the back out of it. Any lower body exercise counts as leg day in my mind.

It would be hilarious if he decided to lock everyone down and singlehandedly ruin the All-Star game.

If Kobe scores on his own basket do the points still count?

That double take gets me every time.

Thought you were talking about a different set of club and balls.

Tell us both that deadlifts are shit and squats are the only leg exercise worth doing.

I agree with all of that, except for the bit about versatility. In my mind versatility and acting talent go hand in hand.

Mechanically speaking you’re right, just not in practice.

I agree with your point about the Django role, but I don’t think that’s one of the criteria that they consider. I mean, nobody else could have starred in Snakes On A Plane.