Yeah, I wonder why I’ve been so condescending to such a sweet innocent soul. Also, my priggish and unfunny (and only partially correct) response has the most stars on this story. Have fun with the rest of your miserable little life you pig fucker ;-)

I make a joke about you missing the joke so you continuously insult me, but clearly I’m the asshole. Kinja at its finest! Btw, the joke is that Artur Szpilka is wearing gold gloves.

People who get mad on internet comment boards because they missed the joke shouldn’t go on internet comment boards ;-)

5 minutes of shame, rethink truther status.

Let’s be real, you missing the joke was the true penalty.

Damn, I’ve been truthered. This is why you don’t kinja late at night.

There are two penalties on the comment. Unnecessary use of a comma, and failure to comprehend the joke. 15 word penalty, retype comment.

There are so many other burrito places, especially the street carts, that make a much better (and cheaper) burrito than Chipotle. The spot by my office has chorizo, lamb barbacoa, chicken ranchero, and shrimp in addition to everything Chipotle offers. Guac is only an extra 50 cents. 50 cents!!!

Honestly though, would you trust Tony Allen to make the game winning shot? Even if he’s wide open?

But when you do hit it you quickly bust

Welcome to chidspin guys

You can’t throw the ingredients into a pan and set it to go at a certain temperature and expect it to be perfect.

What. The. Fuck. Ignoring your peculiar tastes (if you like it you like it I guess but what the fuck) that is definitely not the easiest way.

All I have to say is Brian Scalabrine

Are you telling me that Westbroke’s jersey number is a reflection of his checking account balance?

Not if it’s from Subway

The target demographic for this aren’t buying turntables for the sound quality (although that’s what they’ll say), they’re buying it for the street cred.

Also Boogie related:

Isn’t St. Louis more of a third tier city?

I’m no fan of running, but to say that it’s something most people can’t do without getting injured is hilariously wrong. You said it yourself, the key is progression. That’s the key with literally any exercise. It’ll wear you down after decades sure, and faster if your posture isn’t correct, but joint problems and…