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Uhhh...your back isn’t supposed to be doing that. You’re also really not supposed to roll out your lower back. I hope that sound you hear isn’t your spine being misaligned.

Uhhh...your back isn’t supposed to be doing that. You’re also really not supposed to roll out your lower back. I

Kylo got shot by Chewy’s laserbow thing

There’s a lot of blood, but it’s more campy than gratuitous. Nothing as bad as Django, although the final scene toed the line for me.

Counterproductive to what? Getting fat? An early death?

this is almost as funny as a user named garbagetown defending the Patriots

It’s kind of amazing how perfect they are for each other.

The ashes of a trash fire. Or it’s recycled material into even shittier comics.

Nah, Chasing Pavements is gold

Have you seen Outlaw Star? The similarities go beyond just the genre. It’s like dismissing the obvious influence of Perfect Blue on Black Swan because they’re both psychological thrillers.

Kind of hard to do without making the movie non-canon. Also, I liked it more when it was called Outlaw Star.

All-NBA Zombie Team Starting Lineup:

I don’t think he can lead a team to a championship by himself (nobody can in today’s NBA), but a build around him and another superstar instead of Rose’s reanimated corpse could definitely compete for the title.

Teams make way more than 5 threes a game playing the Sixers

No, say it! Don’t stop yourself from doing what you know in your heart is right.

Now that Kobe is done who are we all supposed to direct our hatred towards?

I know it’s hard for your small brain but try to stay on topic. We’re talking about size in basketball. Height is what matters. And Splitter’s extra three inches over Diaw matters much more than Diaw’s five extra pounds of fat. Stronger? You have no proof that Diaw is stronger, and it wouldn’t matter anyways because

I found three where they are both standing straight and next to each other. You found one where neither are standing straight and Splitter is still taller. Nice try. Nice try deflecting the small ball question. Nice try with that weak ass insult. You’ve done lots of trying, but with no success. There aren’t any Ls

Diaw is bigger and stronger than Splitter. Put both of them side by side and you see the size disadvantage.

Yeah but 7-11 doesn’t have Taco Bell hot sauce so they lose by default