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According to our future president he is.

If being an elitist tool means not having to drink Skyy then I am the Joe Flacco of tools.

You have getting hit by a car way too low. Getting eaten by sharks also seems to be underrated. I took a quick glance at his wiki page and saw that he co-wrote The Life Aquatic and Fantastic Mr. Fox so maybe he’s a little better than Lena Dunham.

1. I am not the person who initially responded to you.

Both trash. Especially Greenberg, which is really a Noah Baumbach (who is really Lena Dunham with a penis) movie, not a Ben Stiller movie.

Yeah because tastes aren’t subjective at all. Skyy is a great bargain if you’re looking for something for your stomach to reject, but that’s just me.

VAN GOGH VODKA. DONE.

Yeah, but it’s not a Seth Rogen movie. He’s in it, but he didn’t write, produce, or direct it. Closest Sandler comparison I can think of is Punch Drunk Love. Sandler stars in it, but it’s a PTA movie through and through.

Can’t tell if this is a bad comment or a subtle dig at Steve Jobs.

This is strangely similar to how I avoid burning myself with soup dumplings.

It may seem offensive but it’s true. There are better stand up fighters on Worldstar than in the womens divisions.

Rousey is a shitty striker. So are most of the women in the UFC. Holly Holm is not a shitty striker. So happy that Rousey and her domination over a shitty division have been exposed.

If Curry keeps playing like this and wins a few more championships and MVPs, when does he get put into the discussion for GOAT? Has there ever been a PG as good as Curry is right now?

BUT IS THE DOG OK?

You are correct. I figured you were an incorrect shithead, but the incorrect shithead would be myself. You are still a shithead, but a correct shithead.

If you think any of the Republican candidates have put forth a realistic policy plan I have a large border wall spanning 2000 miles to sell you.

You only think they’re miles better than McDonalds. Still processed and filled with preservatives. Slightly less bad? Maybe, but still bad.

I still don’t see how it was cut short when a full 26 episodes were produced but okay.

Do you mean they never aired the full season on Toonami? Because they made a full 26 episodes, I have the box set. There was never supposed to be a second season. There was an OVA that got scrapped, but that’s it.

Two of most innovative horror movies in recent memory ruined horror? GTFO