According to our future president he is.

If being an elitist tool means not having to drink Skyy then I am the Joe Flacco of tools.

You have getting hit by a car way too low. Getting eaten by sharks also seems to be underrated. I took a quick glance at his wiki page and saw that he co-wrote The Life Aquatic and Fantastic Mr. Fox so maybe he’s a little better than Lena Dunham.

1. I am not the person who initially responded to you.

Both trash. Especially Greenberg, which is really a Noah Baumbach (who is really Lena Dunham with a penis) movie, not a Ben Stiller movie.

Yeah because tastes aren’t subjective at all. Skyy is a great bargain if you’re looking for something for your stomach to reject, but that’s just me.

VAN GOGH VODKA. DONE.

Yeah, but it’s not a Seth Rogen movie. He’s in it, but he didn’t write, produce, or direct it. Closest Sandler comparison I can think of is Punch Drunk Love. Sandler stars in it, but it’s a PTA movie through and through.

Can’t tell if this is a bad comment or a subtle dig at Steve Jobs.

This is strangely similar to how I avoid burning myself with soup dumplings.

It may seem offensive but it’s true. There are better stand up fighters on Worldstar than in the womens divisions.

Rousey is a shitty striker. So are most of the women in the UFC. Holly Holm is not a shitty striker. So happy that Rousey and her domination over a shitty division have been exposed.

If Curry keeps playing like this and wins a few more championships and MVPs, when does he get put into the discussion for GOAT? Has there ever been a PG as good as Curry is right now?

You are correct. I figured you were an incorrect shithead, but the incorrect shithead would be myself. You are still a shithead, but a correct shithead.

If you think any of the Republican candidates have put forth a realistic policy plan I have a large border wall spanning 2000 miles to sell you.

You only think they’re miles better than McDonalds. Still processed and filled with preservatives. Slightly less bad? Maybe, but still bad.

Two of most innovative horror movies in recent memory ruined horror? GTFO

At least Pop would have the balls to bench Kobe once he starts chucking up turnaround fade away bricks.

That might’ve worked in the past, but there will be several teams with just as much money and a better core of players. Look at how badly they screwed up with Aldridge. They’re the new Knicks. Nobody’s going to want to pull a Melo and be stuck in purgatory for the prime of their career.

You’ve played since half-life and still camp. You have over 5000 hours and still camp. In casual. I relent. I merely adopted the bridge, you were born under it.