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Here’s my review:

A friendly reminder that there’s a mobile, talented quarterback who’s sitting at home and could maybe actually help the Panthers keep looking something like a respectable, playoff team, and they’re gonna start Kyle Allen and probably Will Grier before him.

The best part of Mayfield’s response is the 4 second pause between “He said that” and “Jesus” He’s literally dumbfounded by what an idiot Williams is, despite working with him all of last season!

For all the shit this league catches (and rightfully so) for having scumbag players suiting up every week, I’m baffled this trash bag of a human being is allowed to be employed at all in the NFL.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

You gonna insult Darryl Philbin that way?

Someone on twitter said the last 3 years have been the longest 10 years of their life.  It’s totally accurate

God, it’s only been three years? It feels like a lifetime. 

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

Seriously. I love how Prof. Karpf specifically notes that the tweet had 9 likes and no retweets before Stephens nuked himself from orbit.

He is awfully sensitive for someone whose entire career consists of being a giant meany.

Bret Stephens strikes me as the kind of person who feels unfulfilled if they don’t get to talk to a manager at least once per day. He’s not only a bedbug, but also a Beckybug.

This is definitely the best example of the Streisand effect in recent memory.

After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

I was really worried they were gonna make the kid into a pint-sized Ted Bundy.

Ed Kemper is absolutely my favorite character on the show.

The eye-widening Britton does to punctuate ‘Seems to me everything you’ve learned about serial killers has been gleaned from the ones who’ve been caught’ to ego check Holden is just incredible. I have rewatched that like four times now. 

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

I was with you up until “cloth diaper laundry”. You must be a saint.

No you deserve that. I’m to the age where most of my friends are now parents and god do the fathers get shit on a lot by society or worse unduly praised for do basic skills for their family.

A good friend of mine was openly talking divorce with his wife because of the way she and her mother would openly dismiss his