It’s amazing how this irrelevant, powerless junior congressperson (as internet commenters full-throatedly insist she is at every opportunity) has got conservatives in such a tizzy. I thought she wasn’t important? Which was it? 

“How can a nation-state present itself as not subject to criticism? Can you name another state in the world?”

But his death is his own doing, a choice they were forced to make, not a natural consequence of their violence.
That isn’t ambiguity. It isn’t poetic. It’s narrative cowardice.

Idiot republicans have unlimited gall calling anyone a “snowflake”. They are rude, selfish brats and should be put in a very long time out.

Tampon LeStrange only has one argument “you’re a dumb liberal!” Cardi was showing empathy, pointing out hypocrisy and an offer for her to try it!

Toenail Lannister let her mouth write a check her behind cannot cash.

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I went to re-heat my coffee at work before pressing play and donning headphones!

When popcorn just won’t do.

Fureal. That statement was very telling.

He said the quiet part loud there. 

It’s listed right after the 10-piece McKnuckle.

He’ll be needing that straw now.

“I couldn’t control you,”

after the woman generously decided to give her attacker a lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist sandwiches.

That was pure awesome!  Each and every strike was thrown with bad intentions.  I only wish she’d gotten the KO!

Every strike was glorious.

/reads title

This is a staple of my Mom’s culinary library. She makes this for every family gathering we have; it is, quite consistently, the thing that winds up on everybody’s plate, no matter their dietary concerns or restrictions. It is Sin incarnate, and it must be consumed.

Assemble this monstrosity, and bask in its decadence.