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I have only been in Knoxville for 3 years but it’s my understanding that Knox county mayor is just a figure head of sorts to make the rednecks that live outside the city good. The city itself is solidly liberal with a very good mayor in Madeline Rogero.

Your handle is how I feel each day I read the news in our country....

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?

To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.

They have voting rights on the docket for fall so it will be us blacks first.

Have you seen Schumer? He’ll give a long winding speech with his glasses low down on his nose and then cave like a Polish cavalry regiment facing down Panzerfuckingschafften in 1939. 

Chef: MY MOM

Saying white people don’t “really” like rap is equally racist, trashy, and ignorant. What are you getting at here with this level of gatekeeping?

Independent of the Li’l Dicky issue, that’s a horrible perspective to take.

I THINK YOU BURIED THE LEDE, MR. PETCHESKY

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You can always tell when Hader is seeing something that wasn’t in dress. It never gets better than Jewish Dracula though. Watch his face at 2:55.

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For me... nothing could ever top Anderson Cooper losing it over a series of bad Pee/Poo Puns. [The laughter starts at 2:28]

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That is awesome! This is my favorite. Actually, to his credit, Stevens doesn’t quite break - he obviously doesn’t want to offend the interviewer by making her realize she’s said something dirty - but watching him try NOT to break is absolutely hilarious. I couldn’t have done it, myself!

Did someone in the studio call him an asshole when he started to break?

“If you’re Irish, or just white and violent...” How can you not laugh trying to say that?

Is the perfect combination of the dedicated portrayal of a weird character, really stupid-funny jokes that get to the heart of the whole underground club scene/this place is so exclusive mentality and good writers given a bit of a free hand to mess with the scenario as they go along.

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Speaking of breaking this is one of my all time favorites.

one day at work last summer, i, for some reason, found myself missing stefon. i spent an hour of my client’s time locating and watching every stefon appearance available on the net.

Stefon is so good becaues Hader is trying so hard not to break, but Mulaney knows exactly what to spring on him that will get him to do it.

Agreed. And I also get kinda mad at myself at how much I like seeing Hader unable to keep it together and break constantly. But I love it.

I actually get kinda mad at myself for liking the Stefon sketches so much.