And now a reading from the second tweet of the apostologist Steve to the Philipians...

Bowe knows benches.

Smart fan. Studies have shown a man’s testosterone level and sex drive tend to dip after watching his favorite sports team lose*, so he’s seizing the moment before it slips away from him.

I wish they kept filming. I wanted to see the guy slam her through a table.

Pretty sure Bill’s a “sugartits” kinda guy.

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

Do you even Hulk Bro?

The fall of the White-Gold Tower was an inside job. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!