Wait, what now? Did I wake up on Bizarro Earth today?

This article actually dramatically undersells just how evil these Republicans are. They aren’t trying to disenfranchise just out-of-state college students, they are trying to disenfranchise all college students. This bill will make it so that college students can only vote in the town they are legally “residents” in,…

They just can’t take the hint that they should just go fuck themselves.

Good point, there really isn’t any call to be rude to people who literally laugh at the children who are ripped from their parent’s arms and thrown into cages. How are we supposed to have a dialogue about how our country is descending into nazism if we can’t even agree that we should be polite to the nazis running our…

Hmm, interesting, I disagree with one of their conclusions. I’m open to the possibility that this might be an indication of me being stupid but let me argue my case and the good people here can correct me if I’ve missed something obvious.

“Trump says stupid bullshit with no basis in reality” isn’t news, it’s every minute of every waking hour of every day. Trump’s lies are the least newsworthy event in the history of the world. That the President of the United States is lying pathologically may have some news value, but that isn’t what these tweets are…

I had forgotten about that, thank you for reminding me of it. Good ‘ole, Cohen.

I believe Manchin won two-thirds of the vote, so he won the primary pretty decisively. With Blankenship’s tomfoolery, there is a very strong chance that Manchin will keep his seat.

I’mma steal “Dollar Tree Orthanc.”

What the fuck is Jeanne Shaheen doing on this list? New Hampshire isn’t a red state, it voted for Clinton in 2016 (barely) and Shaheen isn’t even up for reelection in 2018. She must genuinely not give a shit about Haspel being a torturer and evidence destroyer.

I think one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on SNL was Pete Davidson showing up on Weekend Update to bitch about how he isn’t going home for Thanksgiving because everyone there just asks him what it’s like to work with Colin Jost (they are from the same area).

I’m not saying I don’t want more Ash, but that is basically Army of Darkness, right? Just pretend that he went into the future instead of the past.

I’ve never thought about it before, but it would be so easy to write better “conservative opinion pieces” than the endless reams of shit that people like Ed Rogers or anyone at Fox News produces.

It won’t matter even if they do because McConnell will never bring any bill up for a vote in the Senate that got more Democratic votes than Republican votes in the House.

Came too early? Putin’s fault.

When liberals hear about women being abused, they get angry and feel horrible for the abused women.

I agree with this analysis. I think Trump and Giuliani have correctly identified that Trump only has two real areas of vulnerability: Mueller digging into Trump’s finances (money laundering for the Russians) and Cohen flipping on Trump. Everything Giuliani has said so far is for the purpose of getting Cohen off the…

Jesus Christ! (appropriate in this context)

Giuliani implied that Trump paid Cohen back with campaign funds, which makes a lot more sense. If he hadn’t already shut it down, he probably would have paid him using money from The Trump Foundation.

This is suicidal. Trump is politically toxic and I don’t think his presidency will survive the results of the investigation. Anyone still tied to him when the investigation concludes will be going down with him by association alone.