/insert “hard agree” gif here

I mean, honestly, they didn’t need to spend a ton of money on crazy CGI (if that was the reason for the changes); low-budget but faithful practical effects - even of the laughable-early-Doctor-Who-series level shit- would be fine, as long as they maintained the spirit of the series.

I mean, I’m kinda sad they nixed it, as it’s a great (GREAT) intellectual property, and I loved nearly EVERY aspect of the story over the many years I read it.

“Ultimately, Earth Spain will rest on whether Elio can fight through his self-doubt and prove to the universe that that’s part of being human, just being yourself.” Does this make any sense to anybody?

Well, that I definitely can’t argue with.

Stars in a Victor Salva movie.

Are you sure he doesn’t want to use Charles in Charge as the national anthem instead of God Save the King? 

You think that’s bad... I thought she was of Arabia!

Not a lot of English with a chainsaw in a boat in a swamp looking for her father to get the bail-bond back. 

That doesn’t sound right. Officers in the UK don’t carry guns! It should be badge & sword.

Your remaining a D.I. is on shaky grounds with that admission!

Not only is your video player a complete fucking pile of garbage (the volume control does not work, the timeline bar does not work, there’s no timecode to tell how far into the video I am), this video does not show us Jason Momoa’s shaved head.

“You’ll hook up with a hot chick, and then they figure out you’re not making any money from it and they’ll dump you.”

Saved you the time. Here’s a transcript of the salient bits:
“Do you regret missing out on the opportunity to make any of [list of films]?”
“I would have liked to do Jurassic Park. I thought it was a wonderful movie but I was a little peeved at the decision to make the villain, Richard Hammond, into kind of the hero.”
And…

Excuse me, but Feist has a pretty respectable career of her own. Does Arcade Fire regularly do stuff with the Muppets? No, they do not. Point: Feist.

Honest question: If everyone looking to better themselves is accused of faking it, then what’s the point of demanding and wanting terrible people to better themselves?

It seems like you can’t ever work on yourself and try to be better without everyone pointing out how terrible you were and that you are beyond…

Remember when “Greta Job Internet” featured cool amateur documentaries on YouTube or careful crafted oral histories of some piece of pop culture?

I feel ya. I felt the same about the Morbius memes (“It’s Morbin’ time!”, etc) almost immediately after that became a thing.

This time it really is the children who are wrong.

I was tired of this meme after about 3 minutes. And that was like a week ago.