And doesn't even look good on mobile.

Dead Collector: I can't take it like that, it's against regulations.
Kinja: Oh, do us a favor…
Disqus: I feel happy! I feel happy!
[BASH]

How dare you.

That's Kinja for ya.

I'll be at the new site and at AVCAD on occasion!

Most people are sick of my face the first time they see it.

And boom goes the dynamite.

You're edging now, aren't you?

Behold what the front page will look like in mere moments:
http://vaavtest.kinja.com/

List your top 10 favorite moments from The Goonies, each in a new post.

It's not like I have anything else to do.

The real winner? My job for unwittingly paying me to comment on this site!

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FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!

We should all be so lucky.

Upvoted and groaned.

Someone doesn't have even a basic understanding of what a marginal tax rate means…

Yeah, and Donald Trump is too busy presidenting to watch Morning Joe.

Not quite yet, but it is breathing heavily.

Cuz I've seen… (MUCH BETTER MOVIES!) …. Oh! Brad's thighs!
Through the jizz… in my eyes!