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Daddy didn't love him! Those fancy people in Manhattan didn't love him! Obama made fun of him! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Well, naturally… they see people who want to eliminate systematic discrimination in society as the enemy.

It's considered in poor taste around here, but it's the last day so who cares?

Maybe if you hadn't hired Adam Sandler to make lazy, vaguely racist D-level "comedies", I wouldn't have left you, Netflix!!!

I'd be fine with it, though I have no idea how they'd ever enforce it.

Ya gotta wonder how many of Trump's voters truly believed he'd stand up to this kind of financial abuse of the poor and working class? Poor, stupid dipshits.

The day is still young.

dik@chu.com

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Hey, I am not unemployable!

This is also why you don't see schools teaching basic financial skills in high schools anymore. Wouldn't want people to know how to keep from getting stuck in those payday loan interest feedback loops and bank fees!

And rubber sheets, apparently.

I don't believe in Communism simply because it goes against human nature. Most people need a carrot on a stick or they're not gonna budge, and I don't know how you could overcome that.

And/or Pink Flamingos

How will I know if he chewed me out for making the same joke he did in the article?? HOW?!!

Guns n' Noses.

No Asians, of course.

My wife, Eleanor.